Hey kids, find out when you should die
The Australian Broadcasting Company has an awesome компютри втора употребаFlash game for kids that lets you calculate when, based on your lifestyle factors, you should die because you have used your share of the Earth’s resources. As the little ones click through the questionnaire about their habits, their pig gets progressively fatter. A car user will have a fatter pig than a taxi rider, for example. The more money you spend, the fatter your pig, given the incontrovertible direct correlation between material wealth and being a horrible gluttonous earth-raping monsterAn einem privaten Tisch internet casinos Sie allein oder mit bis zu drei Spielern Ihrer Auswahl . who deserves nothing less than a bullet between the eyes in the basement of the Peoples’ Environmental Responsibility Ministry. If you don’t spend much money, your pig is much skinnier because poor people are more environmentally pure. Anyhow, once the kids have confessed all of their eco-sins, they push the button and their porcine avatar explodes in a shower of blood, and the calculator tells them at which age they should die (because they have used their share of the Earth’s resources). It’s purely optional, of course, for the children to do the responsible thing and actually end their lives in an environmentally-responsible way after they’ve used up their ration, but how much of an asshole would a kid have to be not to kill himself or herself, and go on consuming resources that belong to other people?
Oh, also, I am not exaggerating or fabricating any of this.
36.6. Only 6.6 left to go, I’d better gorge, binge and smoke while I can…