geeeeeeeen
Posted by ben on 1st November
because otherwise this just becomes me bitching about people.
I believe that this is the first can of soup I have ever scanned.
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Archive for November, 2007
gaaaaaah not this shit again
Posted by ben on 1st November
Dear America,
I have decided that I am the representative and legal agent for every average Jewish guy in America. As the Self-Appointed King of Averagejewishguytopia, my primary duty will be to become offended when some jackass says something stupid and offensive about or to any average Jewish guy. I will then fix things by appearing on the Today show, or possibly Good Morning America, to express how offended the average Jewish guy community is. I will then offer the offender the opportunity to make it right by apologizing and giving me money (note that apologizing and giving money to the actual offended party is not necessary; I am an acceptable stand-in). I will use this money to continue to protect the average Jewish guy community by becoming offended and appearing on the Today show (or possibly Good Morning America). In this way, I will make people not think bad things about average Jewish guys any more ever.
Love,
Ben
